Clean our Streets of Dangerous Dogs

i don't mind cats.

shitting in a garden is better than shitting in public parks and on paths.
when did you ever see a cat foul a pavement ?

and if you let them walk on your kitchen units, then you are a prick.

Cats just shit everywhere.

If you have a sand box in your garden for your kids to play with you have to cover it over all the time otherwise cats use it to shit in.

I have never seen a cat ower going around with a poo bag picking up all its shit.

Cats serve no purpose apart from being SHIT machines.

Tresa Green wrote:If you have a sand box in your garden for your kids to play with you have to cover it over all the time otherwise cats use it to shit in.

if you have a sand box in your garden without a cover on it soon gets soaked and full of fucking spiders anyway.

neither of which appeals to kids anyway. always cover it up.

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Deed not Breed - www.deednotbreed.org.uk

Punish the Deed not the Breed.
That owners are responsible for the actions of their dog
So no more people get the chance to play god
A few years down the line how many breeds wiped out?
Because of ignorance ? It has to be time to shout

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Breed specific legislation targets the wrong end of the lead
It really is time to punish the owners and the deed not the breed
A honda kills a child , a drunk behind the wheel
Would they ban all hondas? Would that really be the deal?

The driver should be punished for human error and breaking the law
So why cannot people see , the same applies to dogs and maybe even more?
A well socialized and happy dog well trained shown kindness and love
Will be mans best friend companion and gentle as a dove

Attacks of all kinds happen , a teenager high on drugs takes a life
He was 5ft 10 black hair around 17 , stocky and carried a large knife
Would we round up all teens matching that description give them all strife
Place restraining orders on them all , tag them or lock them up for life?

There would be public outcry , we would not stand for that would we ?
Lumping them all together would be so very wrong so sadly why cant you see
Just because one dog attacks does not mean the whole breed is bad
We need to look further rationally not hysterically thats just mad

A few irresponsible owners that cannot train or control their dog
Gives a select group of people the power to play god ?
Murders stabbing accidents happen every single day
Through misuse of weapons and who is asked to pay ?

A gun that shot someone on trial , a car that killed a passer by
You maybe think that irrational but then ask your self why
Dogs owners are by law supposed to be in control of their pet
But when accident happen and someone is hurt , who is taken to the vet?

WE do not need mass hysteria , surrounding ANY specific breed
It is time to take a good hard look and just punish the deed
The owners must be made to pay for the mistakes that they make
A whole breed should not have to pay that price for goodness sake

Theres far too much talk of vicious killer dogs of a certain type
One is labelled bad so the whole breed is prone to media hype ?
What about all the lovely happy dogs that live among us all
Not a bad bone in their body , but perhaps they are too tall?

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Japanese Tosa ,Dogo Argentino, Fila Braziliero , Pit Bull terrier Banned
Under the 1991 Dangerous Dogs Act

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So far only 4 types of dogs are banned in the UK
But how can you be sure your chosen breed will be ok?
If they ban Rotties German Shepherds or any other larger breed
Will that be the next sensational story that the papers need ?

Your cute wee Yorkie bites the postie another outcry
Will all yorkies then be the next breed condemed to die?
If action is not taken all our dogs will disappear
And why should all of us be living in fear ?

We train our dogs and we keep them under our strict controls
Why should we suffer for a few irresponsible souls?
The young men who want a type of dog to make them look hard?
They wont worry with what brush that breed is tarred

Education is the key , training and socializing every single day
Can help to keep our beloved dogs safe it has to be the way
To prove not all dogs are bad its the owner that are in the wrong
We have to build a case iron clad and very very strong

How many so called devil dogs visit hospitals around the land
Reaching out to ill people and giving them a helping hand ?
Thousands of dogs helping the blind and the sick doing a great job
But the dog that makes the papers is the one ruined by a yob ?

We can make a difference by being in full control
Never letting our dogs accidentally frighten a single soul
Not everyone loves dogs some people really live in fear
It's our responsibility to show why we hold them so dear

Training can be hard work one step forward three steps back
But it is so important if this prejudice we are to crack
Each and every one of us has a responsibility to care
And to help non-doggy people become increasingly aware

That owners are responsible for the actions of their dog
So no more people get the chance to play god
A few years down the line how many breeds wiped out?
Because of ignorance ? It has to be time to shout

We have to act we cant ignore the hysteria and hype
We need to write letters by hand or even type
We have to be the voice our dogs do not own
The time has gone just to sit at home and moan

We must be polite and positive , but really make it known
All breeds can be well trained and such a joy to own
Punish the deed not the breed with that we all agree
But remember at the end of the day the onus lies with me

As an owner we will take the plunge and be the best we can
So none of our dogs ever get the chance to frighten even one woman
We train them and we show them in the best possible light
We owe it to them to show they do not instill fright

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This made me laugh - what a job - hope the pay is good

Officials in an Israeli city have come up with an innovative way of tracking dog owners who allow their pets to foul the streets - DNA analysis. The BBC reports that authorities in Petah Tikva, near Tel Aviv, are setting up a special DNA database of local dogs.
They will use the data to match dogs´ droppings to owners - and punish those who do not clean up after their pets.
While those who keep the streets clear will be rewarded, owners who fail to scoop the poop could face fines.
"My goal is to get the residents involved and tell them that together, we can make our environment clean," Tika Bar-On, the city´s chief veterinarian, told Reuters news agency.
Owners were reacting positively to the six-month trial programme, she told the agency, because they wanted their streets to be clean.
At the moment providing a DNA sample was up to individual dog owners, but the city was considering making it compulsory, she added.
Failure to clear up dog mess is not confined to Petah Tikva. In the UK, some councils have resorted to using CCTV and undercover patrols to identify offenders in particular trouble spots.
Other have given away free bags to encourage owners to pick up after their dogs.

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"come in and walk all over your kitchen units?"

A cat has never walked on my kitchen units.

But if one ever did I would trap it with my colander and play a game similar to that of ker-plunk.

I say "similar", as there would be no balls, and I wouldn't be removing the long rods, rather sticking them in.

And they wouldn't be plastic rods - they'd be barbecue skewers - modified with pieces of glass attached and heated to 713 degrees centigrade exactly.

As you can see, I hate cats too.

But i'm not prejudiced, i'd do the same if a dog or an otter wandered along my worktop too.

My dog weights 10 stone - How big is your colander?

pretty big...

I hate DOGS - what is the point in having one.

They dont do anything

They piss and shit all over your garden.

My friend had a flat roof on their kitchen that was covered in shingle.

When the roof leaked and he went up to have a look next doors dog had been using it as a toilet.

They go outstide standing in shit and then come in and walk all over your kitchen units

WHAT IS THAT ABOUT

Roger,

I know a very good dentist that could see to your very bad teeth.

But I think your hair is beyond saving.

Just a quick question

How much money did you make from appearing in Only Fools and Horses?

Not half as much as you must have got from appearing in every pack of playing cards.

Let's get together - you as the Queen and me as the Joker.

Ha Ha Ha !!!

Poor Roger,

I will put this as gently as I possibly can.

YOU HAVE NO F******G CHANCE

There's an extra * in that swear word?

Or did you mean "FLIPPING"

I think you're sexy Roger don't listen to that Princess.

No doubt she's a fraud like that Camilla.

"Man in the street, beware all 'brown dogs'" says Welsh police. Yes, the POLICE telling us to beware brown dogs!

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2008/09/12/doomed-dangerous-dog-missing-91466-21803062/

ROGER

WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOING IN CHAT ROOMS TO PICK UP FLOOOOZYS

YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU GET HOME